Friday, March 12, 2010

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING: Gray As The Day Is Ugly






















Why? Why was beautiful gray material that could have been used for a cute shift dress or a blouse wasted on....this?

It's called the "Checkered Puckered Shift Dress." Anything that has "pucker" in the title, other than lipstick, I would advise against purchasing. Why would you want anything you wear to "pucker." I say "pucker" when an item of clothing is being weird and going in when it's not supposed to.

If she didn't have that belt on, it would look like a designer potato sack. Actually, I take that back, it would just look like a potato sack. (Sarah Jessica Parker's Oscar dress....now THAT was a designer potato sack!)

The top looks SO cheap. Like a five year old sewed it by hand. And then we finish up with way too much fabric in the chest area.

J. Crew, this was a total and complete disaster, and it's not great in the other colors either.

Shame on you, J. Crew! Please don't buy this.

2 comments:

  1. Wow- even looks awkward on the model. That's when you know you've gone wrong.

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