Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side

Your boobs are too big, you can't wear the clothes you want. Your boobs are too small, you wish you had them. Ladies, the grass is always greener on the other side! Sooner or later, clothing comes around that will fit your particular shape!

This shirt is most definitely not for the lady with a bosom. Why? Because the ruffle is quite large, and if you have breasts, the ruffle, instead of just falling, will sit on your bosom, creating a shelf effect that will make you seem larger than you appear. But if you are a tad bit, ahem, "flatter" in that area, the ruffle will flatter you by making it appear that you have more in that area that you're just not showing.

Wearing this shirt makes you the David Copperfield of fashion, and you're gonna be the hottest illusionist in the room.

Made By: Banana Republic

Price: $59.99 (originally $80.00)

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