Friday, January 8, 2010

I <3 New Jersey (Dresses)

Jersey dresses! They're awesome if you either 1) have no "bumps" or 2) don't mind wearing spanx! Keeping that in mind, let's move forward!

Chances are that if you have any sort of booty, this dress is not for you. It's going to hug your ass and everyone will know that you have junk in the trunk. If you have a normal-sized bum, keep reading!

Ok! Now we have whittled down this dress to who can wear it. Jersey dresses are like...New Jersey! Some people love it, but it's not for everyone. This is a "going-out" dress, and so if you wear it, you better wear a ton of jewelry, a flashy bag, and awesome cage sandals. Otherwise, it will look like you threw an oversized t-shirt on! You have to use the flashy accessories to bring out the brilliant elements of the dress, like the slits in the sleeves, and the tight mini skirt bottom.

Made By: Splendid

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Price: $92.50 (originally $132.00)

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