Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong Thong

A thong is a thong is a thong. Right? WRONG.

Ladies, make your underwear as sexy as possible. Even if there is no special gent or lady in your life, if you put on sexy underwear, you will feel sexier.

So don't just wear a plain old cotton thong with that thicker waistband. Wear the thong that barely counts as underwear!

American Apparel never puts anything on sale, unless its their once-a-year panty sale. If you spend over $30 on underwear, you get 30% off. Let's do some math! Five non-granny thongs at $6 each gets you to $30. 30% off makes it $21, which is a better deal than the five pairs of cotton underwear from Victoria's secret for $25 (I love Victoria's Secret, but it's a recession where the best deal is king!)

Also, a note on thongs: You should have a ton of them. Why? In my opinion, the worst fashion crime is AN UNDERWEAR LINE!!!! Why would you ruin a great pair of pants or a sexy skirt with the outline of your granny panties? Avoid the mistake, WEAR THE THONG!

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