Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Frockin' Amazing!

I reserve the word "frock" to describe only those dresses that are the most sparkly, the most ruffly, and the most party appropriate dresses on the market. These are the dresses that use miles of tulle and satin! The dresses that say "hey now, hold on a minute, we can do this BIGGER!" The party frock is my favorite species of the genus clothing.

This dress is the definition of the party frock. Feminine and delicate, yet flashy and glamorous, this dress is ready to party with you wherever you go. What's this, you say? You have a black tie gala, a Christmas party, and your friend's birthday party in a Bushwick dive bar, ALL IN THE SAME NIGHT? The party frock can exist at all three! More than exist, THRIVE!

If you desire to be the center of attention, this is the fastest way to do it.

Party on, frock!

1 comment:

  1. Maybe this is just a Southern thing, but my understanding is that black tie = floor length gown for women, black tuxes for men.